yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

i just sigma'd so hard

when you sigma really hard in front of ya mates

"bruh i just sigma'd so hard 😭😭"

by skibiditoiletmaster May 23, 2024

Matias, ITS HARD

For whenever you don't know what to say in a discord vc, so you yell this out

VC: quiet
You: Guess what
Friend 1: What
You: MATIAS, ITS HARD

by Wikerbiker October 2, 2022