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Cheese Stick Fairy

A mystical being who enjoys giving cheese sticks to people it deems worthy to recieve its cheese, particually educators. Also enjoys riddles, hiding the cheese sticks so the reciever has to find them, and being sneaky.
Dude, I got visited by the Cheese Stick Fairy last night!
by IcamaneHatake December 10, 2010
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Swiss Cheese Story

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
by Catmailer January 21, 2018
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You took the cheese

This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.
"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.
by Tomminator February 20, 2012
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Somersaulting Cheese Factory

A Somersaulting Cheese Factory is the slang term for a turn in a game, usually a card game gone/going out of control, or going on for a extended period of time.

Noun
A person who is known for performing ludicrous and extended turns in strategy and luck games.
“Hey dude have you seen Mike? The mans a Somersaulting Cheese Factory!”
by Alias John Parry October 4, 2021
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summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.
Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022
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Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006
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Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.
Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.
by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007
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