holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.

Every Sunday we do holy anal.

by Holy anal September 12, 2016

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

L-Anal

When someone tries to make up a word and tries to convince you it's real

She tried L-Anal

by wmako33 October 7, 2016

L-Anal

When some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn't and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l-anal you get anal

She trying L-Anal

by wmako33 October 7, 2016

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

Chantilly Anal

A sexual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the anus, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient.

Last night, I had Chantilly Anal.

by LoveEggs? June 4, 2017