party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

by DropTheDie July 26, 2022

Triple cheese blend

Also known as "three3 cheese", triple cheese blend is the act of combining three different strands of shredded weed into one smoking tool and striking with a flame to begin ignition.

"My two friends and I combined our three different strands of ground up weed into a joint and got baked. A special level of high"

"We should all combine our weed and get a triple cheese blend going"

by Majajory November 20, 2016

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

by mcyeet August 18, 2020

Cheese n’ pickle

When your nut sack and your penis smush together, looking like a cheese and pickle sandwich.

Oh god my genitals have cheese n’ pickled

by Felicitylovescheesenpickles December 9, 2021

Mummy Dick Cheese

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.

"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"

by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007