Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

Meat whistle

When you pee with a strong enough pressure to make a whistling sound out of your urethra

I woke up from my full bladder, so it was a perfect time for my meat whistle

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

meat lush

any person of promiscuous nature who loves the dick.

Geez that skunk is such a meat lush

by Dr'ette Geography August 11, 2014