Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

Hialeah bro

Cuban American young male

Many Cuban Americans live in Hialeah, a city just outside of Miami, and have a tendancy to use the word "bro" after each and every sentence. "know what I'm sayin bro?" "I'm from Hialeah bro"

by Bill Bartram October 29, 2011

Bro Dog

A chick who you can hang and party with like she was your bro

James: Hey man im going to hang with Pauline this weekend.
Leon: Oh really, what will you guys do?
James: What do you think she's my Bro Dog, we are gonna fuck shit up.

by gentalmansmiley November 9, 2011

Broing on

colloquial term for "going on" among bros

may further be abbreviated to broin on.

Josh: Hey, what's broing on?

George: nm, brah.

by gotfan November 14, 2011

Bro-bie Doll

Occurs when one of the bros in your posse only attracts women who think he's gay.

Tina, I'm not going shoe shopping with you; what do I look like, your damn Bro-bie Doll?

Sarah only likes Ross because he's a Bro-bie Doll.

by Dogger Dog August 23, 2011

Bro-hension

When two bros experience tension.

When an air high-five is not completed, bro-hension ensues.

by DaffyU_U October 3, 2011

bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

by mcfriedness October 8, 2011