Head Ass

Used at the end of an insult to typify the base of the insult. Not used as an insult in it of itself. Can be also used as "face ass" and "neck ass" in some cases.

Your ole "two plus two not knowing wtf it is" head ass.
Your ole "I don't know the number for 911" face ass.
Your ole "lemme get a peice" neck ass.

Incorrect usage: "You're such a head ass." Or "He is such a head ass."

by Thishowyousayit November 27, 2016

snake ass

A flat butt, with little mass or curvature.

Yeah, I'm not interested in Jen, she has snake ass.

by Jeff Jefferson of NH August 6, 2013

Broken Ass

anal spinkter wont close.

Her broken ass needs depends

by widecock February 29, 2012

Asses up

Asses up is a game played in parks, schoolyards or anywhere kids can find a large flat wall to throw a ball against, like the one in Buchmuller Park in Secaucus. The ball of choice is a sponge ball or “spongie,” or even a tennis ball. Basically, you have 2 or more kids throwing the ball against the wall and each person has to catch the ball. If you drop the ball 1 or more times (depending on the rules established), you have to put your ass up against the wall to be beaned by each other person playing the game. Sometimes, the guy throwing the ball can call out someone’s name and that person has to be the one to catch the ball. If you fail to catch the ball, ASSES UP! The game is a lot more fun if you play with fat kids who aren’t quick enough to catch the ball. Plus, their butts make great targets.

Kid 1: We are going down to Buchmuller Park to play Asses Up, are you in?

Kid 2: Be nice when throwing the ball at my butt, Dr. DeAngelis just gave me a shot of penicillin.

by shredder666 August 19, 2011

ass gnomes

short person who likes crawling into peoples asses.

Shut up you ass gnome.

Note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own ass

by Fusion September 19, 2003

fucking ass

a phrase for when something rediclous happens

fucking ass! i just shot my load on my keyboard! SHITFUCK!

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009