Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

person who has a hand kink

Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy

Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW

Mica: ME TOO

Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink

by Cjejsnajakalznf May 30, 2021

A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).

That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.

by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011

had used his hands on her

hit her.

He had used his hands on her a few times in the course of their marriage, and she had learned not to argue with him any more and did what Joe told her.

by mmtanha August 11, 2010

put your pimp hand down

Lay down the law, be aggressive

Your girl wants you to stay at home but your bros want you to come out to the tity club so they say "put your pimp hand down"

by G_style November 18, 2009

The worst inside joke (hand gesture)

When you turn your hands into a claw like shape point your finger tips at each other and move them in a way as if your solving a rubrics cube then simultaneously making a deep sound similar to that of a whale making sweat love to a cow. Going a little something like this " Whab, whab, whab" This gesture can be used in many situations such as explaining lesbian sex to a young child teaching and telling your fiends this is what you did his/hers mom last night. The goal of this gesture is to instill fear and confusion.

Jack : "what the hell are you doing"
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "

by Dr.superfly January 2, 2010

Diamond hands

A gorilla that holds a stock through its ups and downs all the way to its peak Ie: $1 million then sells on the way down.

I have diamond hands, been holding for two months! Bitch you still paper, ride to AMC & GME to the peak, then hold and sell on the way down! That’s a true diamond hand!

by Nimbus_2021 April 30, 2021