Man slag

A 14 year old who likes potatoes and gets wanked off In a field after breaking up with his girfriend

Boy; hi wank me off I've just ate a potatoe and broke up with my girlfriend I'm a man slag!

by Potatoe muncher May 28, 2017

man truncheon

man truncheon is a phrase used as an alternative to dick, penis, cock etc.

look at his big flaccid man truncheon blowing in the wind

by sfusion November 9, 2007

Ant-Man

a person that fails surgery on a grape on purpose

Ant-Man

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

man milkshake

The cum from a bj is a man milkshake

Hey Bae you want to give me a bj so you can have some of this man milkshake.

by The wise owl April 29, 2014

Man Shape

When you are drunk and you really can't see anymore. You know the guy in front of you is a man but he only appears to be a shape without a face.

Did you see what the guy looked like who I was making out with last night? I can't remember but I know he was a man shape.

by BeachTiffany June 28, 2012

mop man

A man with a stupid haircut that looks like a mop. He also has a stoopeed mustache that’s super thicc and curly

Mop man: bla bla bla DONT DO THIS!
Kid: look out for boomer mc. Mop Man

by Oof Mcgregor November 18, 2019

Crazy Man

A person that posts the word slut on urbandictionary about their "friend"

***** is a crazy man.!!!

by Habibalu December 2, 2003