Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone
Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.
by Shartalicious Baddie February 01, 2022
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Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
You just got poop slapped.
by Bigdikv6 August 08, 2017
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Slip Slap

The Slip Slap is when a male while receiving head (perferably while standing) slips his cock out of the mouth and slaps the female in the face.
"Dude, the other night i did the Slip Slap on a girl and she actually enjoyed it."
by Pinokatoke August 07, 2012
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Jap Slap

It means multiple things. Basically, its a WWII reference, meaning:

1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.

2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.

3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.
Wow! Did you see Tom get into a fight, yesterday? He hit that guy with a vicious jap slap and almost knocked him out.
by Legendary63 July 21, 2018
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Jap slap

A jap slap is when you slap someone and they squint their eyes
by Givemeawaffle July 16, 2019
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jap slap

Karate chop. 1. The angle of the chop suggests slanted eyes, 2. Karate is stereotypically all Asians ' martial art, 3. Classifying all Asians as Japanese
Peter stepped on my shoe so I caught him with a jap slap to the head.
by Colt W December 04, 2014
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