Simp

Simps live up to 20-24 years 🤧. If your simp of a bf/gf is acting up give them a hug because they won’t have long left 🥲

My boyfriend is such a simp, he won’t leave me alone.

by Out Of Mind Out Of Sight June 9, 2022

Simp

Jesse

Jesse is a simp

by Hshshehshs January 31, 2021

Simp

someone named julia states

Person 1: hey who here is a simp
Person 2: Oh it’s Julia States!

by echosOOt September 15, 2021

Simp

Jen saying that mike Chong is fine af

Jen: “ mike is so fine”

Me to Jen: “you’re literally the definition of simp!”

by user362892 May 21, 2022

Simp

A man who puts pussy or any sort of female affection above everything else. A man who cannot go a week without a female on his phone.

“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”

“simp”

by Fred Nero January 25, 2020

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

SIMP

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women

Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp

by boopyboop April 23, 2019