Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

poop

Shat urself in the toilet

I poop poop myself

by shydkid March 7, 2021

Poop

A place that is kind of better then the whole world with foods better than ever and better than Latvia, NO CAP.

"I really need to poop on my cat!"

by Slaptas6677 July 13, 2022

Poop stroke

When you give the the hard angle in the vagina and you are hitting the butthole just right and they feel like they are goin to crap there selfs

Wait till I get this girl home I’m goin to give her that poop stroke

by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

Poop Sockism

The worship of the one holy sock.

Hey Jaden I heard your becoming a poop sockismist

by Kentlover123 December 15, 2020