shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 9, 2010

Shit Symphony

1. A shit session that features more than one bowel movement.

2. Shitting more than once in a very brief period of time.

I was in the bathroom for over an hour. Turns out I had to compose a shit symphony.

by DrSwampenstein May 26, 2010

feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

by First.Last June 2, 2010

shit frecks

while a friend is sleeping, pull down your pants and fart in his/her face also releasing a colony of fecal matter onto their face resembling freckles

dude johnny woke up with shit frecks

by seh naes April 13, 2009

shit fucka

see shit fucker for example

slang for shit fucker

you is one bad ass shit fucka

one who fucks shit either male or female

you mutha fucken shit fucka

by lolipop June 19, 2006

original shit

first, fresh, distinctive. authentic, independent, unusual.
(some kind of) clear departure from previous thinking or practice.
one possible result of creative thought or action.
trademark the shit zeus's butthole

whoa! check tha' little tagger. he sho' gots original shit.

by skateworm November 28, 2006

Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007