I've got one hand in cheese

To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.

"It's time to go!"
"Wait a sec, I've got one hand in cheese."

by Alex Proctor September 27, 2006

Put your hand in mine

To insert a hand in someones asshole and thrusting in and out and maximum hand thrusting velocity yo make your woman orgasm at world record speed while singing Make You Mine by PUBLIC

Girl: " honey cheeky shortcakes please put your hand in mine "
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"

by Jon bon the gon gon October 20, 2020

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).

That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.

by SHQCKEY October 05, 2011

person who has a hand kink

Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy

Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW

Mica: ME TOO

Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink

by Cjejsnajakalznf May 31, 2021

had used his hands on her

hit her.

He had used his hands on her a few times in the course of their marriage, and she had learned not to argue with him any more and did what Joe told her.

by mmtanha August 11, 2010

put your pimp hand down

Lay down the law, be aggressive

Your girl wants you to stay at home but your bros want you to come out to the tity club so they say "put your pimp hand down"

by G_style November 19, 2009