Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018

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chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 7, 2019

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pop a chocolate

put your mouth upon and savor

it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm

by asparagusnerd December 20, 2010

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Chocolate Caviar

To eat fish poop like chocolate.

“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”

“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”

by Saucy_Ramen_God April 24, 2019

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Chocolate fairy

A girl who gives out chocolate for no apparent reasons

Omg it’s rubi the chocolate fairy

Ya she’s gives chocolate to me in English class 😍

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022

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Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.

As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."

by FussyBritches February 16, 2017

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