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take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap
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VIP moment

when you feel yourself for everyone to see. take your girls to a city like las vegas or miami and live it up.

you
this court is going to award you a VIP Moment! you and yo girls; i’m finna give you an addition 5 thousand dollars from ME.

And you take yo girls to vegas and party like it’s 1999.

- Steve Harvey
by chilly615 March 17, 2022
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pink tote lid moment

The “pink tote lid moment” trend began when a visibly upset teen girl posted a now-deleted TikTok video. In it, she films herself in her dark room, speaking in a whisper so her mother won’t hear her, as she recounts a confrontation they had. The girl says she was drying her hair in the bathroom when her mother banged on the door, saying she needed help. When the teenager asked for specifics, she recounted, her mom demanded that her daughter put the “goddamn pink tote lids in my f**cking bedroom.” It’s come to signify the experience of being belittled or demeaned by one’s parents, in some cases even physically abused.
polly:hey chloee
chloe: hi 🫤
polly: what happened mh??
chloe: i just had another pink tote lid moment.
polly: im so sorry ml, do you wanna tell me what happened?
chloe: sure, so basically….
by reaI.definitions December 3, 2024
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Riot Moment

When a game dev/ company fucks up a update to balance something.
Person 1: Bro, Epic games increased the fire rate of the pump. As if it wasnt oppresive enough.
Person 2: That's a certified Riot Moment.
by DoubleDickDan May 13, 2022
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Nat Moment

Nat Moment:
1: This basically means when someone is acting like they usual do and it gets repetitive you can say there name before moment to refer it to them.
2: You can use this when someone is acting natty or smart.
Ex1: Mannex: I am going to have a test in 4th
Natalie: that’s Pain..
Mannex: Nat moment
Ex 2: Emanuel: Well I am gonna go to the game

Louise: Going to*

Emanuel: Are u having a Nat moment?
by thatdummyavi May 5, 2024
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quizlet moment

That moment you need something, answers to a worksheet, book summaries, or something else, and quizlet has exactly what you need.
by imbesmerser December 28, 2023
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cowfish moment

Noun.

1. A circumstance, or instance that, when having passed, leaves observers or participants baffled and confused.
2. An event where any individual feels that the only appropriate reaction consists of the amalgamation of a fish and a cow due to an awkward silence or some other undesirable outcome.

Origins:
An image of a bull photoshopped with a shark – seemingly to visualize the term bull shark – was interpreted as "cow fish," leading to the first ever cowfish moment.
Luke: *gets blackout drunk and needs to be snuck into his own house*
Daniel: "That was a certified cowfish moment"
by teenyweenypeenygenie March 2, 2021
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