Urban Dictionary

It's like Wikipedia but with HIV

Person1:"What's Garten of Banban"
Person2:"According to Urban Dictionary it's a sex toy"
Person1:"Neat"

by FireBroNigga September 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A site to go to when you're bored or sad.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of down."
"Go to Urban Dictionary. You'll either laugh or lose brain cells... or both."

by Maria is 5 miles away~~ January 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.

Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...

by Reeejae June 5, 2018

urban dictionary

place where people like me finds attraction from sarcastic person

me :look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh

by umheythereily January 9, 2021

Fuck Urban Dictionary

Literally fuck yourselves

Fuck Urban Dictionary because the mods here are all asshatted retards

by fuck_urban_dictionary_by_allah April 6, 2021

Urban Dictionary

are you fucking kidding me

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.

by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where by and large, misogynists and other pathetically fragile man-babies can attempt to change the definitions of words to bolster their penile-egos. A particularly horrendous example is mansplaining.
Admittedly I as a secure older male have not spent the time to thoroughly examine the entire listing of words as the disgusting dreck defining mansplaining sickened and saddened me to the point that I felt compelled to add this definition.

The definitions for mansplaining show Urban Dictionary's lack of validity.

by secureman December 17, 2018