john borush

In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

by Factman007 July 26, 2017

John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.

Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.

by Masquarade August 6, 2017

John

A pronoun to describe games,clothing,shoes, or any noun

You bruh I'm finna get a new pair of acics them johns tight

by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018

john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.

Tht was a real john ruddy move

by Rosary girls August 28, 2017

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.

John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!

by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018