Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

Cerrig john

scuffed he is fucking scuffed

dis nigga "cerrig john" scuffed

by not scuffed July 16, 2018

John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.

"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.

by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017

Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.

Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!

by Geeker November 29, 2024

Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023

Sir’ John

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular

Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing

by yourgaylol November 28, 2023