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white flight 

When rich white people move to the suburbs so they can be as far away from the blacks and the homeless as possible and spend the rest of their dull, meaningless lives living in cookie-cutter houses with their lawnmowers and their gas guzzling minivans in the driveway. This phenomenon began in the 1950s with Levittown, a whites-only community that offered cheap and affordable suburban homes to white families - blacks and other minorities were strictly prohibited from buying homes there, thus they were not able to buy into the burgeoning real estate market and be entitled to the massive amounts of potential wealth therein like white people were, further solidifying their status as second-class citizens. Since then, white people have flocked to the suburbs, where millions of acres of land are reserved for growing lawns and billions of gallons of gasoline are used to commute from these suburban areas to the city where the jobs are, resulting in a massive waste of resources and extremely congested highways. As they are located far away from the cities, life in these suburbs is excruciatingly boring and the younger members of the white families often commit suicide because of it. White flight is a blight on American society and many people, including white people who choose to remain in the inner cities, are heavily burdened by it.
Thanks to white flight, America has turned into a bland, ugly, and boring Wal-Mart dystopia.

white trash 

Someone who lives in a trailor, likes antique shows, lives in the southern US, smells of BO, likes TV dinners, shops at WalMart, K-Mart, Aldies or Big Lots, finds all their gifts at the DollarTree, wears stained clothing, probably has a beer belly, has missing teeth, has a harsh southern accent, watchs nascar, is most likely a goober, has hardly any education, listens to country music and likes All you can eat buffets.
"Hideous! Look at that guys shirt!!"
"Ok...pure WHITE TRASH!"
white trash by Rebecca January 1, 2004

white poop 

That legendary once in a lifetime turd that is white, usually comes later in life.. when u get it, death is imminent.
"Have you gotten the white poop? So young..."

White Christmas

When you jizz on your partners face, while wearing a Santa hat.
Man, I totally gave my woman a White Christmas last night.
White Christmas by FunkyMaster December 24, 2008

White Ninja 

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.
"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"
White Ninja by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

white bull 

cocaine, yayo, charlie, coke, blow
Red bulls not strong enough, we need sonme white bull.
white bull by sammy jenkins June 27, 2005

White Boys 

A noise/cancer research music duo formed in may of 2008. The music is taking organized noise fans by storm, particularly in the new york city area (the bands original 'stan')

Tom de Wolffe: Hey Nik, have you heard this new band White Boys? They mix dope 'beats' and their url is www.myspace.com/whiteboysnyc.
Nik Zubin: Of course I've heard of them, I represent the rascals! Here, have my business card, it's made up of 100% murrth.
White Boys by Tom de Wolffe March 12, 2009