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hobby jousting

you are on a hobby horse, skiis, holding a wrench or a butcher knife, teathered to a car going at least 16 miles per hour. the cars are going towards each other and you are jousting each other.
can’t wait to get to the hobby jousting tournament later!
by frog game enthusiast December 15, 2025
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face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.
there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.
by brimith July 11, 2007
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Barbecue of Justice

The mop dryeth, the mop weteth again, I opened the window with my normal kid powers, face the fury of my F, My teeth might not be super anymore but I've always wanted to do that!!!
by The Chintastic Adventure July 10, 2009
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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Forehand of justice

A fun new term for a forehand shot.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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Shield of Justice

The efed faction that stands against injustice, mostly the Children of Elysia (CoE), and all who would threaten to corrupt that efed with cult like tactics. Led by Jonathan Justice.
The Shield of Justice quickly defeated the Children of Elysia, proving once again to be the best faction in the fed.
by thegr8one713 June 6, 2018
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cash register justice

Typically any situation where municipal and traffic violations are strickly enforced and fines are levied. Unfortunately for the poor who cannot afford to pay, the tab gets bigger and violations are compounded for not paying the original fines.

In some cases cash register justice can be a method available to those that can afford to pay the justice system and meet minor stipulations to get their minor criminal charges dropped and expunged from their record.
Cash register justice can be a "pay-to-get away with it" kinda thing especially when criminal charges are dropped and expunged by paying fees to the prosecutor in additions to minor stipulations. This may available to all in theory but easily taken care of by the rich, but not easily affordable by the poor.
by mlhiss August 2, 2020
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