An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)
As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022
Get the Beanmug. 
A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.
He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.
by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024
Get the Smol beanmug. by DifferentCloth January 11, 2025
Get the Flick her beanmug. He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more
by OEFFL May 18, 2020
Get the Dirty shrigney beanmug. When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.
"You expect me to clean your bean stain? No, you do it yourself!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"
by VoodooRat May 4, 2020
Get the Bean Stainmug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug.