awesomist cock

a stupid phrase that one says in the interim of a blowjob then regrets later becuase it's mentioned constantly

omg you have the awesomist cock

by mia hart October 23, 2008

lap cock

Having sex doggy style while resting your laptop on your partners back. Your partner and laptop are now the "lapcock".

Woman asks: "what is that on my back?"

Man replies: "Just firing up my lap cock"

by Ryck Boweman March 8, 2014

hot cocked

The act of eating a hot pepper before giving a blow job. When said cock is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot.

My girlfriend totally hot cocked me last night! I had to put my dick in milk for ten minutes.

by Chuck215 April 22, 2014

choca cock

Cover your penis in melted chocolate, and have some one suck it all off.

We got so wasted last night. We went home and made choca cock.

by maribomb August 31, 2014

Cock Fodder

Persons regarded merely as material to be expended in sex.

21 Year olds are mere cock fodder.

by BinaryJack September 2, 2014

Cock Flip

When the penis is not fully erect and your partner which is usually a female, decides to tease it by slapping it around.

Greg: Margret! Get over here and cock flip me!
Margret: Shut the hell up Greg, you can always depend on me to erect your penis you old frog!

by JOEYJM10 March 30, 2015

midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015