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911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.
*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.
by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.
What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
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omg what a play by mahomes

the NFL anouncer sucking patrick mahomes off with that gluck gluck 9000
there goes the announcer giving him the mahomes treatment. "omg what a play by mahomes(insert any name here)"
by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023
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Oh you know what

A colloquial phrase predominantly used by the millennial and hipster crowd, referring to an underlying, shared, or assumed understanding between the speaker and the listener. It's used to announce that the speaker had a realization on a previous subject.
Tristan: "oh you know what"
Tristan: "I think I know why"
Tristan: "yup we're good"
by Amesbury Company July 24, 2023
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Love knows not what time it is

Love is a thing that decides for itself when it will happen. It can arrive when it wants and you will not decide this.
You will not decide when love strikes, for love know not what time it is. Love is a fickle beast and it will not be tamed. Love knows not what time it is is defined as being unknown and timed as it is never arriving as we except
by Clarkmjohn August 10, 2023
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what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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What Did You Sayyy

an absolute poggers thing to say, often use when one of the boys says something crazy or abnormal
John: I fucked my sister
Cody: What Did You Sayyy
by big shlong dong hippty hong December 10, 2020
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