Watered

Watered means when something is off and not as good as it can be, like knackered or tired

Ryan: Look at my new trim
Dayonde: Shut up man ur trim is "watered"

by Tar2makky February 29, 2020

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

nicolas waters

you know who you are

i see you nicolas waters

by HooverDamMan September 25, 2022

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

water repellent

When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.

Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.

by Dawwonnn May 31, 2017

Hot-Dog Water

Most commonly known as a slang for a mixture of methamphetamine & fentanyl. Originating in Southern Idaho.

“Hey man did you hear that Watty died from drinking too much hot-dog water?”

by Wizzardlizzard September 2, 2022