Klay-Bag

Verbally eviscerating and symbolically teabagging the insecure coach/player/fan of an inferior team who is crying about their team being unable to take of their business.

Did you read that Warriors player sure klay-bagged the coach of the Clippers for saying they were lucky.

by John_Utah December 2, 2015

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touche bag

A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.

- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."

by shadybitches May 8, 2009

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bag hag

A female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. This same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your "let's get lifted" supply. Thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence.

"Yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a** bag hag? MAN, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh*t wit every dude she done met!"

by BOSS*bitch August 26, 2014

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wootie bag

1.A bag used to hold marijuana, used mostly by hippies indigenous to Newton County, Oklahoma.

1.Smith: Sup guys, sorry I can't put in, I'm all out of marijuana
Hippie: C'mon guys lets hook him up, now were did I stick my wootie bag.

by Funk Master Steven January 14, 2006

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Nose Bagging

A female version of Motorboating.
The female face is applied to the male groin area and a mild neighing type noises made, causing vibrations in his groin area and possibly leading to further foreplay.

Nose bagging my fella, lead to all kinds of fun!

by Nosebag September 26, 2010

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