Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A site that always wants you to buy a mug

The mugs that Urban Dictionary tries to sell are BAD

by yeltsA kciR May 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place that was originally meant for learning the meaning of social media slang, but was turned into a shitshow where "eDgY" boys and men always use slurs and will not shut the hell up about White Girls and Starbucks.

Timmy: I always wondered what would happen if people took the meaning of words and changed them around to make them seem edgy.

Tommy: That already exists, Timmy. It's called Urban Dictionary.

by superbowserfan64 July 30, 2022

Urban Dictionary

My most visited website.

"I was on Urban Dictionary from like 3 to 8 last night."

by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

Urban Dictionary

the place you go when looked for opinionated statements on anything, almost anything. Nothing is not based from opinion here, it's all written by random people

Lets go on the Urban Dictionary for the dumbest definitions of words and statements!

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.

Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!

by D-2k() June 19, 2012

urban dictionary

the worst website you can ever use

person 1 : i hate urban dictionary

person 2 : me too

by thatsmyrealname June 12, 2022