alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

king of jamaica

A man who knows what he wants in life and doesn't stop until he receives it.

A BOSS. A Man of royalty not in materialistic things but, in knowledge and respect.

"King of Jamaica is that dude..."

by King of Jamaica March 14, 2017

king jimmy

A king jimmy is basically a guy who stays true to his girl and knows how to please her good.

My girlfriend is really disappointed with me but I know I can be a King Jimmy.

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

reverse sea king

When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.

Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.

by GrunkleDan June 15, 2016

king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!

Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.

by Snalbans Tinstle June 13, 2016

king coiler

A definition coined by a kid we will call DD in southern ontario, a large soft serve dookie that coils up in the toilet

Dave left a huge king coiler on the hood of that parked car!

by kielbassa June 6, 2016

crown king arizona

Crown King Arizona- a cool place in the back roads of northern Arizona.

A great place to get away from everyday bull shit.

Get yo drink on at the brothel in Crown King Arizona.

by Some Puerto Rican dude October 5, 2016