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The Great Gasperini 

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you tag team with a needy buddy to switch off without her knowing. You then leave bedroom with them still going at it. You then go outside and video your friend doing you partner from behind. You then end it by knocking on the window while still videoing them for her reaction.
Hey if your not busy tonight, do you want to help me pull off The Great Gasperini tonight so I can dump my new girlfriend?
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The Gayme™️ 

“The upset feeling you get in your tum tum when your closeted roommate coats your colon with clotted cream, and then takes the drone out without a license”
Can’t come to work today Woss, The Gayme™️.
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The Greatest link 

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did
The greatest link is exactly what it is the greatest link that was ever made

The Greatest link 

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did
The greatest link is exactly what it is it is the greats link of all time :)

The Grilled Cheese 

When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day
Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!

The Greatest College Weekend in America

University of Texas at Austin's Round Up Weekend is often called the Greatest College Weekend in America or even the world.

Starting Thursday nights and continuing until Sunday, RoundUp is primarily hosted by greek life with students from around the country visiting West Campus in Austin, buying wrist bands and tickets like any big name music festival (such as local ACL), and waiting in lines that stretch street corners to get into Bar Tabs and Parties alike. The Greatest College Weekend in America sold as many as 15,000 tickets to students in a single year, and all the proceeds go to charities.

The parties and drunken debauchery doesn't stop with some students forgoing sleep (something UT students are very familiar with) to keep the party going. It's common for fraternities to hire big name and up and coming artists to play concerts for their parties. This includes B.O.B., Riff Raff, Shwayze, and Travis Porter. They also commonly get big sponsorships and team up with other greek orgs to afford the events, alcohol, private security, bar tenders, etc.

There is nothing like it at any other college in the world, and there probably never will be.

Headlines and Bylines about it include: "UT's Round Up Will Make You Want To Transfer Schools" and "Weekends come and go, but this is one unlike any other"
Bro-den: Have you see the line to get a band for the ___ Party!?
Bro-seff: Of Course! It goes halfway down Rio.
Bro-den: I have a friend who got me a band and I'm bring my homie from high school
Bro-seff: Did he fly in?
Bro-den: Of course, how could he not!? It's going to be The Greatest College Weekend in America

The guy was just a whackjob 

I’m talking about Stuart Harling. I’m not condoning what he did, just so you know
The guy was just a whackjob