insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.

by up the NUI. June 28, 2017

power-piss

Any potent 'falling down juice', especially those with a combined high alcohol and high caffeine content . E.g. Dragon Soop, Buckfast Tonic Wine, Mekong whiskey + Thai Red Bull in a plastic bucket.

Everything was going fine until I got onto the power-piss, then I knocked over the buffet, fell into the cake and made the bride cry.

by Good Ol Jasper September 26, 2014

Pissing in a dollar general

A saying indicating that you feel really powerful or bad ass.
Imagine taking a piss in the aisle of a dollar general, while making relentless eye contact with the cashier - pretty powerful.

I finally gave my misogynistic coworker a piece of my mind today. I feel like I'm pissing in a dollar general.

by Blameitonthealchohol May 12, 2025

piss

R kelly's favorite drink.

"its amazing, like fucking children" - R Kelly

i love being pissed on- Lana Rhoades

by Unknown5908 August 8, 2022

Piss

1.) Urine
2.) Vulgar slang for angry

God, I need to piss really bad.

Omfg, I am so pissed at this one kid.

Piss off!

by xAromas November 3, 2021

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022