Jeremy John 

a motherfucking gorilla who will eat your cookies

yo that motherfucker is so swol he is like a Jeremy John

Jeremy John by g2b1o2y1 October 8, 2021

Scarlett Johansson 

Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live also my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok Scarlett is my wife

Oh look there is Scarlett Johansson meganromanoff (on twitter)s wife!

Scarlett Johansson by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021

Pastor John 

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

Pastor John by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021

Albert-John 

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

Albert-John by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

lyndon john 

he's a good, funny, and kind hearted man, he always tell jokes and always do first move so you two could talk.

L-lintik
Y-yniwan mo
N-nandito lng ako lagi
D-danielle toh whah
O-oh jusko miss na kita
N-nawa kausapin m na ulit ako

lyndon john is a funny person
lyndon is a pretty boy

lyndon john by emma.raul November 24, 2021

Solomon john 

Solomon John a man with honour and humor and the same time, he trusts people and doesn't give up on them even in their darkest times, he finds hope for others. He's the best person you could hope for as a friend and as a life partner and if his initial starts with "P" MARRY HIM....
PS: he's straight

Man ur lucky, ur friend is the SOLOMON JOHN

Solomon john by THEE WRITER November 24, 2021

Dirty johnathon 

The act of using a fleshight on ur dick then the next day using it to drink a cup of tea out of

He loves a dirty johnathon

Dirty johnathon by Lily hehe November 24, 2021