golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

Golden Freddy mode

The hardest mode in five nights at Freddy's series also known as 20 mode where you set every enemy to the max level of 20

"Holy shit I just beat Fnaf 2 golden Freddy mode"
"No fucking way"

by King9noah January 2, 2024

Golden gyat

A golden gyat is the gyat that remains supreme over all else. No gyat will ever out-gyat the golden gyat.

No, No it's it's not possible, a a a golden GYAT!!

by Antipekka January 4, 2024

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024

Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight

We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon

by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024

Golden shovel

A person who only wants money

My friend is a golden shovel

by Potato fan January 11, 2024

Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024