One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

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by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021

cure_beats_guitar

my super cool mutual. she post precure and magical girl things.

hey did you see cure_beats_guitar’s new post?
no i didn’t

here let me show you

by cureecho July 26, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip

News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.

Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez

Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez is very generous , very outgoing , loves music , dancing , but dont let his great looks fool you because he's insecure about himself even tho he might look like a Casanova Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez has made many mistakes like any other man but has a love so deep for One woman .

Jose Luis Guitron Velazquez is very talented but lacks confidence because is afraid of what other people might think or say...

by Urban dictionary random November 21, 2021

An oger's guilt

A feeling of feeling guilty because of a dumb reason or for no real cause, or in other words brainless guilt, just like ogers who are usually depicted as dumb and unintelligent

I felt an oger's guilt for not buying my brother a new console after promising him while I was drunk

by Mrknowitall1111 December 10, 2021

The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

noun -

A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.

Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!

by thetechguild February 5, 2022