dick chips

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

by Kipui December 8, 2006

james dick

To take a solid shit, and fuck (prarie dog) a girls pussy (or ass) with it.

My girlfriend was being a bitch, so I james dicked her.

by Bitterman-God December 28, 2007

dick tickler

A tongue piercing.

I just got a new dick tickler done at Joe's piercing and bait shop!

by sw June 17, 2003

Coke Dick

Coke dick is where a man due taking large amounts of cocaine, can therefore not get an erection.

Girl: "You wanna fuck?"

Guy: "I can't, I've got coke dick"

by big gay larry July 28, 2018

Cactus Dick

The result of pubic hair growing on the shaft of a penis that hasn't been shaved for 24 hours. Maxium effect of Cactus Dick occurs while inserting the penis during sex.

"What the hell Jason?! I thought I told you, last week, to shave your Cactus Dick before having anal with me!"

Spikey Pole, Hairy Shaft, Wool Coat

by MegaMan & Skrilla April 23, 2010

daddy dick

what a guy with a large penis sometimes calls his package. sometimes this enormous penis size is merely a figment of his imagination. guys like this are usually annoyingly cocky.

Sadly Misinformed Guy: "Deez hoes can't get enough of this daddy dick!"

by Vee Dawg September 1, 2005

mushroom dick

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007