north north west eyes

When an inexperienced manager is asked a simple question, and rather than answer will move their eyes to the compass points North North West to South South East in a rapid fashion. Often accompanied by a Fear Boner.
Officer A: So did you ask him if the meeting was going ahead?
Officer B: Yeah, but he started giving me the fuckin North North West eyes then disappeared to the gents.
Officer A: Did he have a Fear Boner as well?
Officer B: I didn't look to be perfectly honest.
by numlash February 24, 2016
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hindu bulls eye

getting you dick deep throated by a hindu chick

when your about to jizz

you jizz on her forehead on the red dot

the cum will run down her nose into her mouth and you will make her eat it

100 points if it hits the dot directly
50 points if it is barely on the dot
20 if its close to the dot
10 if its around the forehead
hey girl hold up with the sucking im gonna hit the hindu bulls eye

ohh yeah! i hit the hindu bulls eye
by brodom1 November 21, 2009
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A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.
So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.
by sarmaes November 27, 2006
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Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."
by Gatt Meiger November 16, 2011
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Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye

A parking lot titty fuck, where the cum shot is aimed directly into the mouth of the large breasted woman while the cock remains between the tits.
It’s easy to shoot your load onto to the girl’s chest or neck, but a Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye takes talent and an extraordinary pair of tits.
by Theroclex12511 January 26, 2011
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glued her eyes shut

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.
" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".
by King Bariteke January 04, 2017
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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet September 15, 2008
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