Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

Kiss a cute little twink day

March 20th is the day to kiss a cute little twink to show them how much u wanna pound them!

Hey it’s march 20th! I have to hit up a cute twink today and appreciate them for Kiss a cute little twink day!

by kissmiass March 19, 2025

Kiss a cute little twink day

March 20th is the day to kiss a cute little twink to show them how much u wanna pound them n give them that dih!

Hey it’s march 20th! I have to hit up a cute twink today and appreciate them for Kiss a cute little twink day!

by kissmiass March 19, 2025

International kiss your furry friend day

The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd

Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love

Furry: oh god

by InfernoTrap June 1, 2024

French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss

I was French Kissing Shrek

by Yallow June 3, 2024

san deigo kiss

When you kiss a guy or woman when they have a shitty ass, on their shitty ass then kiss lips.

Last night I kissed Kevin after he pooped san Deigo Kisss then kissed him on the lips

by Kingpuppet June 5, 2024

kiss a chinaman

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.

It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.

Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?

Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.

*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)

by freakyscholar June 13, 2024