A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
Get the John Flansburghmug. Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
by mrpanda009 July 1, 2022
Get the St. John's wortmug. by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017
Get the Creamy Johnmug. John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the John Brenard Wieksnermug. Getting a facial with glasses on
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023
Get the John Lennonedmug. 
by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug.