butters

not peng

Alex is well butters

by jetpackHippo March 24, 2021

Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.

"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"

by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025

Nutter butter

during anal sex, before you cum you pull out and proceed to turn her over and cum on her face and smear it, like spreading butter on toast

Yo man, Susan wanted to get wierd last night so I gave her the nutter butter

by Analdestroyerlol69 July 28, 2016

Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019

butter round the hole

Lubing up for something that may be a little tight at times. (Anal)ogy from spreading butter on a bagel.

"Brace yourself Brenda, I'm just putting some butter round the hole"

by Billbassbone November 29, 2017

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

deep butter

Any part of the internet you are afraid to go to.

I really want to know what makes this John Wayne Gacy character so infamous, but I'm afraid of the deep butter.

by vitsaccoco April 17, 2016