hindu bulls eye

getting you dick deep throated by a hindu chick

when your about to jizz

you jizz on her forehead on the red dot

the cum will run down her nose into her mouth and you will make her eat it

100 points if it hits the dot directly
50 points if it is barely on the dot
20 if its close to the dot
10 if its around the forehead

hey girl hold up with the sucking im gonna hit the hindu bulls eye

ohh yeah! i hit the hindu bulls eye

by brodom1 November 20, 2009

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011

Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye

A parking lot titty fuck, where the cum shot is aimed directly into the mouth of the large breasted woman while the cock remains between the tits.

It’s easy to shoot your load onto to the girl’s chest or neck, but a Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye takes talent and an extraordinary pair of tits.

by Theroclex12511 January 26, 2011

glued her eyes shut

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.

" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".

by King Bariteke January 4, 2017

In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020