Blue Pump-Shotgun 

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

Blue Pump-Shotgun by mplougj November 24, 2023

Blue Face 

someone with a blue face

"wow this guy has a blue face what the fuck"

"hes a blue face yes"

Blue Face by CRAZY RAPIST November 25, 2023

BLUE DUCK 

its a BLUE DUCK DICK

i have a blue duck

BLUE DUCK by anonymous December 1, 2023

BLUE DUCK 

BLUE DUCK DICK

IOE BLUE DUCK DICK

BLUE DUCK by anonymous December 1, 2023

blue waffles 

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.

I love blue waffles for breakfast

blue waffles by kaj333 December 2, 2023

blue santa hat 

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

blue santa hat by pasha63 December 7, 2023

Blue Santa 

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

Blue Santa by D Kay December 18, 2023