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White Knight 

A sexual encounter where multiple guys ejaculate on another man's penis which he then uses as a lubricant to preform anal sex with the other males.
"Garrison, last night Jesse was the White Knight!"
White Knight by Logangsta June 11, 2012

white elephant in the room

1) A discussion of European or Caucasian oppression of minorities in which a white person is present.

2) One, or few, white person(s) among many members of another race.

3) A morbidly obese white person. (Rare).
Professor: In the 17th century, settlers from Great Britain established a trading relationship with native tribes living in the Northeastern United States. They often extorted and manipulated these tribesmen, using the power of horses, steel armor, and gunpowder, instigating a pattern of tyranny that would characterize the savage white conquest of America.

Frank (stage whisper to classmate): This is awkward...

Professor: Well, I guess that would make you the white elephant in the room, wouldn't it?

White Supremacy 

A terrible condition of the human mind originating from the limbic system of the brain whereby those afflicted with said condition, build up a smug sense of superiority over others due to melanin levels in one's skin. Unbeknownst to the carrier of this condition is the irony and absurdity inherent in their behavior, seeing as they themselves are carriers of the same genes which controls the skin's ability to reflect UV light from the Sun and thus control skin color. Also lost on them is the fact that due to evolution and natural selection, nature turns on and off these genes as it sees fit but never discards them. The genes are specific to the the environment one finds themselves in. (i.e. People who live near the equator of the earth are more at risk of dangerous exposure to UV light and skin cancer than those in colder parts of the earth--hence people in the equator and southern hemisphere tend to be of a darker complexion, because that trait is more apt in dealing with the harsh Sun.

This trait is truly a marvel of nature and should be celebrated by all members of the human race but unfortunately it goes unnoticed. In its stead, comes the pseudo idea of white supremacy, despite the fact that there is no scientific link between one's skin color and their intelligence or supposed dominion over others.
The Primary mode of transmission of white supremacy is through word of mouth. This condition is often treated with scorn in many societies but like many faults inherited from our evolutionary past it has proven to be quite a daunting affliction to eradicate from our midst. If left untreated, it becomes part of the fabric of societies, dictating racist laws and consequently gives credence to the adage: "If you tell a lie long enough, it becomes the truth".

Symptoms include: delusions of grandeur and a desire to dominate others. Historical advances in science and political thought have been able to beat back the tide of white supremacy. Despite the progress, this condition continues to set the human race back because it robs the afflicted of common sense and they in turn project this loss by also robbing others of their dignity, respect, and basic human rights. However, one can only hope that a gradual illumination of people's minds will bring an end to this affliction and help humanity reach its full potential.

White Light 

A game played by the stuntees and actors from the battle scenes of Lord of the Rings.

It's what you see when you "clasp the face of the person opposite you, say something sweet and enduring, and then you smash your head against theirs." It's spontaneous violent love, really.

-Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood
"It was like white light! White light! And now everytime I see him, I see the white light."
White Light by Legolass November 9, 2004

white tornado 

A cheer invented by the Cousino High School Marching Band in Warren, Michigan. The cheer is performed by one person (the caller) yelling out a series of commands and dances to the lines of people performing the cheer. The cheer always begins with the line "Let me see your White Tornado." Dances used in the white tornado include the funky chicken, shopping cart, sprinkler, and frankenstein.
Hey guys, it's the fourth quarter, let's do the white tornado!
white tornado by Mark Sharrow April 13, 2006

White Penis 

truly the alpha dick, every girl slobbers over it and they are the biggest and the most powerful, as black dicks tend to be ashy, no girl likes that, and asians are small, and italians arent thick and juicy like the whites, the italians are just long. but the whites have a thick and juicy and long one
wow i ate a white penis last night it was so tasty