The Penis Raptor

"The Penis Raptor" means to blow off inside a midget and grab their neck whispering "raptor attacker master whapper" and proceeding to choke them to death with your dick.

hey man guess what I summoned the penis raptor yesterday in that hoe and she bit my dick off and spit it into my mouth

by nebula49 December 31, 2020

tyrant penis

A penis that takes the vagina by force.

His tyrant penis took me by surprise.

by Diamond Carl Jr January 23, 2019

face penis

when someone is wearing a face mask incorrectly, covering their mouth but showing their nose. the term is comparing it to wearing pants with your penis sticking out.

"face penis, look out!"
"that guy has a face penis"
"can you please cover up your face penis?"

by anonymous September 4, 2020

Fredrik Penis

Fredriks penis is always tiny and small and we all know it. Sometimes you look at Fredriks penis and you cant see it.

Girl: You like that Guy?
Girl2: No he has a Fredrik penis

by HarambeGotShot December 11, 2016

broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Penis wiggler

An offensive, stupid and/or obnoxious person, usually male

That guy who cut me off is a total penis wiggler

by madmanskin August 11, 2010