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Json justice is when dating or married to a accuser a verbally abusive person ..u blow thier mind by being even more of a hateful back stabbing lying untrustful sneak ..examples are trading thier family farm truck for things that u know they wont want you to have ..b) finally making a json pay for his crimes against you...c) a pleasure achieved from showing a jason that this is what getting even is really posed to be like ..d) watching a person cry because all the years of abuse you took from a json they never saw u being able to hurt them this much..e)knowing u loved someone who deatroyed you and getting even in ways that seem extremely harsh
Iv engaged in json justice hope he is ready for all that he deserves..
by Left4dead July 3, 2024
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Memetic Justice

The use of memes as a form of social punishment or rejection as a direct or indirect response to wrongful words and/or actions.

A derivation of poetic justice.
The partygate memes contributed to Boris Johnson's resignation in a form of memetic justice.
by perregrine July 5, 2024
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Jonathan justification

It describes a relationship dynamic—often seen as dysfunctional—where a mother relies on her son as her primary emotional partner. This usually happens when the mother is single, widowed, or in an unhappy marriage.
Key Characteristics
Emotional Incest: This is a non-physical but psychologically damaging dynamic where the boundaries between parent and child are blurred.

The "Man of the House": The son is often pressured to take on adult chores, financial burdens, or emotional labor far beyond his age.
The "Golden Child": The mother may treat the son as "the only man who will ever love her properly," which can make it very difficult for the son to form healthy romantic relationships with others later in life.
Prioritization: The son often feels a crushing sense of guilt or obligation to put his mother’s needs and feelings above his own, or even above his own spouse's.
Mama’s Boy (Noun)
A grown man who allows his mother to dictate his decisions, emotions, and schedule, often at the expense of his partner's sanity.
Example:
"I tried to plan a weekend getaway, but then I got the Jonathan justification: he can't go because his mom needs him to help her pick out new curtains. Total mama's boy."
by NovaReign January 29, 2026
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Alligator Jousting

When two straight men crawl at each-other naked with the intent of sword fighting while doing death rolls
Wanna go Alligator Jousting after the party later?
by Dih Monkey67 March 1, 2026
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Corporate Justice

It is the antithesis, perhaps the natural enemy, of corporate greed.
The guy who assassinated the CEO of United Healthcare served some Corporate Justice.
by Salem Haven December 9, 2024
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Examining Justice

In the adversarial system of UK law, England and Wales, an examining justice is a form of lay judge who presides over the Magistrates Court. They are highly trained and powerful individuals, hand picked by the Lord Justice of the United Kingdom who presides over both summary and either-way offences in the criminal courts as well as family, youth and civil courts.

They have powers of administering unlimited fines, penalties, custodial sentences of up to 12 months, court orders and other warrants such as §135 of the mental health act, or §1 of the Magistrates Court act at their own discretion, either internally or externally to the courtroom.

An examining magistrate will initiate a single justice procedure to sentence a serious offender instead of sitting in a panel. They blur the lines between district judges.

They have powers to authorise wiretaps, sentence at will, commit to the crown court and authorise private investigations. An examining magistrate may also prosecute at their private capacity.
I was locked up by an Examining Justice the other week.
by Lutonlegal February 17, 2025
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