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Bean Cloud

Noun- A cloud of masturbation scented air.
Sorry about the smell in here, I think I’ve got a bean cloud lingering around from flicking earlier.

“Dude did you smell her bean cloud?” “Yeah man, she should definitely go to the doctor, that bean cloud STINKS”
by itzdnice September 23, 2020
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Bean Hauler

The white 15 passenger vans that haul Mexicans to job sites
Golly look at those fans Jeff, a whole mess of bean haulers going to the construction sites
by MooreHammer913 July 14, 2025
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Bean

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.
Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma

You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet

Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?

You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN

( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)
by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017
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lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.
A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013
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Bean Bros

A boyband of hot singles named Pinto, Green Bean, and Beanstalk. Pinto plays the kazoo and does the vocals while Green Bean plays piano. Beanstalk is the guitarist of the group and the second hottest.
by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020
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Los Angeles Bean Drop

When you are out in public and use the restroom, hover over the toilet seat or the floor and take a shit but not pushing hard enough to take a full shit.
Did Kyle tell you what he did when we were at the Marina? Kyle did the Los Angeles Bean Drop while standing on the stall door, honestly it was the most dedicated thing he’s ever done.
by Wheezy P.(WP) July 23, 2024
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bean-ize

bean-ize
/bēn,īz/

1
Increase content of something with beans.
2

Enhance the Mexican heritage or appearance of someone or something
“That yankee kept trying to get him to bean-ize his chili"
"he hoped he could bean-ize his gringo girlfriend so abuela would accept her"
by Alamoaquaman December 5, 2020
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