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Cut the cheese 

Those potent, concentrated, warm and stinky farts that burn your bunghole when released. Often occurs after consuming large quantities of cheese based dishes, hence the name.

Be wary, cutting the cheese is an indication of built up poop. Constipation is possible, even though it may make for juvenile entertainment.
"Fucking gross!! You cut the cheese, mutherfucker!!"

Cut the cheese by kinglimpwrist March 28, 2009

Goat Cheese 

1. Derived from the smell that commonly permeates from a dirty woman's vagina.

2. Associated with the thought of a hungry,"man eating vagina," usually found with women who have camel toes.

3. A female public accountants favorite cheese.
"It's ok not to shower on Saturdays, you like my goat cheese." "Pet me." "Feed me." "I love goat cheese, BMW."
Goat Cheese by T-Bag G. September 2, 2012

Bum Cheese 

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass
"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"
Bum Cheese by mark March 22, 2004

puss cheese 

although it can be used to describe all that makes a vagina smell or taste weird, its generally used as a derogatory insult.

one can call another person 'puss cheese' as an alternative to pussy, chump, or loser, as well as anything similar.

the term puss cheddar can be used in exchange with puss cheese.
kid 1 - "dude, just take a hit."
kid 2 - "No way dude! I don't wanna touch that shit. I could die..."
kid 1 - "Man, you are such a puss cheese."
puss cheese by D-res March 20, 2005

boy cheese 

In an act of fury, the six year old threw his boy cheese at his unknowing sister.
boy cheese by cejohnson94 July 5, 2009

macho cheese 

-noun: a male Nacho Cheese, but to the infinity power.
Girl 1: Hmmmm, that is one yummy-looking macho cheese!

Girl 2: He sure does taste good! Too bad he mine & NACHO cheese!

Naughty old lady: I’d tap that macho cheese!

Dominican girl 1: Vieja, pero ese jevo tuyo ta durisimo!
Dominican girl 2: Oh loka, pero ven aca! Y tu no ta viendo que ese es mi macho cheese? Osea, obvio que el tipo es un pinpoyo!
Dominican girl 1: Mierquina vieja... Ojala yo con un papi chulo asi como el!
macho cheese by paopao89 November 30, 2010