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Solid butter

When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.
Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?

Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.

Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?

Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
by JustEnough June 4, 2023
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soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021
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Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
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knob butter

The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy
My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017
mugGet the knob buttermug.
a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies
Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?
by peanutbabe August 26, 2018
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Butter blossom

A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"

"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
by kittykay69 September 20, 2017
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Duck Butter

The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it
After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile
by Drewser March 17, 2009
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