Your ancestors incestors

The most powerful comeback. Use it max 2 times a day or else the universe implodes. It can destroy anyone

Yeah you heard me right, your ancestors incestors mean a single thing: the most powerful comeback someone has ever created
Mike: u mom gay
Jake: u dad lesbian
Mike: ur granny tranny
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
Mike: ur brother a mother
Jake: Thats it.
Jake: 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
Mike: *implodes and gets erased from the universe*

by Literally a person May 4, 2019

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Your vibe be tossing

When someone or something has bad vibes/negative energy.

Boy 1: “I hate this school man it’s so shit and I hate everyone here.”

Boy 2: “Shutup, your vibe be tossing. You are just making us all depressed.”

by DudeMatrix May 8, 2019

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Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019

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Smacking your titties

Female version of busting your balls; Making fun of a female; messing around with a chick; teasing a girl;

Raiza don't take the joke so seriously, I was just smacking your titties.

by Snapping_turtle August 10, 2019

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Lost Your Ringtone

To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.

Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.

by Funny Moms May 31, 2018

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