bird poop 

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!

bird poop by steve steele May 15, 2008

dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.

"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."

dick poop by Roger123978 February 20, 2009

Angle Poop 

Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.

Angle Poop by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Taco Poop 

Occurs after eating at taco bell or similar establishment. Also after eating homemade burritos. Poop will come out runny, explosively, and last but not least, it will smell like absolute dog fart. Smell will generally be similar to the food's smell when it went down, especially if said food was from taco bell.

"Don't come near me, your taco poop stinks like f--kin s--t!"

Taco Poop by Polizei January 27, 2007

woman poop 

The fecal matter that typically emerges from a woman that smells rancid and rotten when compared to the male counterpart.

"Carrie just woman pooped in there."
"Oh GOD! Just burn the house down!"

woman poop by uklawstudents December 20, 2008

Rainbow Poop 

A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.

Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"

Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."

Rainbow Poop by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012

icy poop knife 

A frozen dagger made of feces

Watch out Billy, he's got an icy poop knife!

icy poop knife by Cletus April 10, 2015