rub one off

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.

She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.

by crazywhores May 2, 2003

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Off Your Nut

To be 'Off Your Nut' means three things.
1. To be absolutely fucked as a cunt from drugs.
2. To be crazy.
3. To be sick of or 'over' the nut that you are currently eating.

Is also commonly said 'Off Ya Nugget'.

1. Look at you! Your 'Off Your Nut'
2. Tom was declared 'Off His Nut' when he saw an alien steal his baby.
3. I believe that I am now 'Off My Nut', this 3ft peanut is too salty.

I was 'Off Me Nugget' last night, getting rude like a rumpig.

by Diego November 28, 2003

off da hook

when something is really great or unbelievable

Yo, this is off da hook.

by rebecca March 30, 2003

get off at redfern

As above, however the origin of this saying is easy to trace. On the train line to the city in sydney, one of the last stops before the city is at a suburb called redfern. Thus, when you get off at redfern, you're exiting the train before getting to the main part, the city.

Has the same meaning as Abdominal Snowman

"Did you wear rubber?"

"Nah mate, just got off at redfern"

by Rookie June 17, 2005

one off the wrist

a term for wanking

i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.

by bake bean head December 5, 2003