when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.
Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.
by stuffedpepper January 13, 2008
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by Doug the Spider May 16, 2010
Get the fuck trumpet mug.to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
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In Woody Allen's movie CELEBRITY, the Kenneth Branagh character gets tossed a mercy fuck by the starlet played by Melanie Griffith; they both knew there would be no second act, that it was a unique occurrence.
If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?
There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.
If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?
There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.
by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010
Get the mercy fuck mug.another form of knee fucking is if you lay down and put your knees together as if you were doing a curl, the penis is inserted at the top of the crease or where the knee is located and also rythmically pounded until the load has been excreted
we had 2 different types of knee sex damn im telling you that girl knows how to use what shes working with
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